Jamie and Ben's "Needs"

So Jenny and Lesley have both done this so I thought I'd see what results came up. You are to go into Google and type your name and needs like "Jamie needs" and then it would list out what I apparently needed. Most of them are quite awkward. I did Ben too out of curiosity.

1) Jamie needs a kid

2) Jamie needs mental help (ouch!)

3) Jamie needs to shut the (you know what) up

4) Jamie needs to mind her own business

5) Jamie needs a drink 

6) Jamie needs to stop making horrible faces

7) Jamie needs a little wiggle room

8) Jamie needs our support

9) Jamie needs a China destination

10) Jamie needs a hug

* Don't I sound dysfunctional? 

Here's Ben:

1) Ben needs money (yeah he does!)

2) Ben needs a ride home

3) Ben needs to close the deal by Valentine's Day

4) Ben needs your help

5) Ben needs a big comeback

6) Ben needs a nap

7) Ben needs to be taken home

8) Ben needs to chime in

9) Ben needs your vote

10) Ben needs his own publicity without his wife ( I swear one said that )