Mom, I need them.

Today Charlotte turns to me and says:

C: Mom, I need them.

Me: What do you need?

C: I need a blue, a green, and purple one.

Me: A blue, a green, and purple what?

C: I need barbies, Mom. You got to buy them cause I really need them.

Me: Why do you need barbies?

C: Because I just do. I need all of them. We need to go and buy them.

Great.

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Oh, and a random picture of her chillin' on the pot.

She tried and tried and kept saying she pooped and needed some candy pronto.

The toilet was empty.